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metallicpunk:

I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

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bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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hyenafan:

vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

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skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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awwww-cute:

This is my Emma. She has an osteosarcoma and doesn’t have much time left, so we threw her an early birthday party

awwww-cute:

This is my Emma. She has an osteosarcoma and doesn’t have much time left, so we threw her an early birthday party

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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

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eras of big brother

elissas-hoh-room:

whuddupkaysar:

golden age: 2-all stars

silver age: 8-14

dark ages: 15-present

seasons that don’t count: 1 and 9

this is actually quite accurate

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sextarian:

dulect:

cannibalsuxx:

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koolkidseatgreens:

Well ok Kesha, maybe it’s because you’re an auto tuned peice of shit who shouldn’t be famous, you have no Buisness being in the music industry, it’s not even your music you fuck, someone else wrote it for you to record and them to auto tune yourself. And it’s not at all good . It’s not positive either. So complain some more.

I don’t know if you know this, tumblr user koolkidseatgreens, but Ke$ha is a certified genius. She has an IQ over 140 and an SAT score of 1500. When she was younger she would go to the library and do research for fun. Ke$ha is a both feminist and an advocate for equal marriage/rights for people of any sexuality, being a queer woman herself.

Ke$ha is a smart, professional woman, and just because she sings songs about wanting to let loose and have fun every once in a while doesn’t make her a piece of shit.

Ke$ha’s songs are meant to point out the sexism in our media. She treats men the same way many men in the music industry treat women, and she is hated on for it. Relentlessly. She sings on multiple occasions about taking charge in a sexual relationship, of how she only uses men for their body parts. She sexualizes men to make them uncomfortable. She sexualizes men for a reaction, so that people can both see why women are so uncomfortable with their sexualization and also to point out the inequality between the sexes both in the media and in the world at large.

She is judged so harshly for singing about things that make many men famous.

If you listen to Ke$ha’s deconstructed album you will see that she actually has some talent, which may be hard to hear because she does in fact use a fair amount of autotune. This is because of her genre and because of the kind of music she chooses to create as an artist. Ke$ha may not write her songs, but this doesn’t meant she isn’t a good artist or a good person. This doesn’t mean she deserves your harsh words. Some singers are good at writing, but that’s hardly a requirement. Last time I checked whether or not you can sing has nothing to do with whether or not you’re a poet.

You should not be calling anyone a piece of shit, my friend, especially someone you’ve never sat down and had a conversation (or even taken the time to wonder about her feelings!), but if anyone deserves that kind of language it’s not Ke$ha.

You may think that by shaming women for expressing their sexuality and having fun every once in a while, that you are somehow abolishing sexism. That in weeding out the less ‘deserving’ women you are gaining our sex more respect. This is not the case, and the fact that you and many others feel such a strong need to shame this woman who has done nothing wrong, especially not to you, shows that we still have a very far way to go.

I would reblog this a thousand times over

also Ke$ha was a song writer for britney spears

what the fuck kesha has written or co-written every single song on each of her albums (except one cover she did) and considers herself more of a songwriter than a singer… so except for the auto-tune that dr luke (aka Satan) forces her to use excessively, none of the things the first comment says are true, kesha is perfect

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tastefullyoffensive:

How to exit the back of a pickup truck. [via]

stoleyogirl:

when you see ur squad while you out with your parentsimage

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instagrarn:

when you flawlessly rap that verse

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70