yelyahwilliams:

me today except for the book said paramore and the book was a macbook…………….. 

yelyahwilliams:

me today except for the book said paramore and the book was a macbook…………….. 

(via frie-nds)

(Source: officialcocaine, via thedaysofourhighs)

(Source: octopussoir-, via thedaysofourhighs)

a-very-cliffrose-christmas:

icantbelieveitsnotsanity:

i’ve reblogged this like three times and i still have no idea what the fuck is going on

is this what happens when actors try to leave disney

(Source: i-live-with-unicorns, via guy)

bigeisamazing:

*at Starbucks*

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*sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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*would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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"that’s clearly not any of my business"

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(via orgasm)

slapping:

now i’m not saying you’re an idiot but everyone else is

(Source: slapping, via phobias)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via orgasm)

glitterweave:

when you’re trying to enjoy a picnic and theres a bee flying around your head

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(via guy)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via phobias)

(Source: blahblahbigbrother, via donny-kills)

lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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(via zombieyonce)

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

(via orgasm)

I hope we all find that person

kayethepterodactyl:

who looks at us

the way Kristen Bell

looks at sloths.

(via phobias)

sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

(via rejouir)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriend backs u up

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(via phobias)